Joke of the Week: Iran Accuse U.S to have Terrorist Training Schools!

Once in a while, I enjoy surfing websites that are run by crazies and nut-jobs. Recently, I have been reading a lot of articles in Press TV. I want to see what Propaganda looks like these days. However, I must say I was quite surprised. This article captured my mind:

US runs academic courses to train terrorists: Iran MP
An Iranian lawmaker says the United States and its close ally, Israel, are the main sponsors of terrorism in the world, and run academic courses on terrorist subjects.

The funniest part was that they have included this picture (on the right) as a proof of these courses.

This picture is from a U.S. Command Center and it has nothing to with any sort of training and/or courses in any schools or universities. So much for honesty and/or integrity of this so-called "News-Source".

So Iran accuse U.S to have Terrorist Training courses. Really?! I really would love to hear the official definition of “terrorism” according to the Iranian Regime. I believe terrorism is quite clear: targeting civilian population to send a political message or make political gains. That is pretty much the broad definition of terrorism. American forces are not intentionally targeting civilians to send a political message. There is no American Policy handed down in the military to target civilians to send a political message or gain. It is Iran and their proxies in the region who are constantly involved in acts of terrorism in order to destabilize the region for political gain for the Islamic Regime of Iran. From Iraq, to Afghanistan, to Yemen, to Saudi Arabia, to Israel, to Bulgaria, to South East Asia, to Argentina: foot prints of the Iranian Regime and their acts of terror have been identified. Their diplomats and embassies in every continent have provided safe heaven to terrorist in order to TARGET innocent civilians. Yet, they are accusing U.S of training people for terrorism.
The funniest part is that Iranian people themselves are sick of these acts. They do not want to be associated with terrorism around the globe and that is one of the significant aspects of their hatred for this government. Iranian Regime from its inception back in 1979 started programs to promote and train terrorists. If you have any doubts, read the book that entails diaries of Ayatollah Montazeri. Right after the revolution, without any delay, Iran started programs to export their “Islamic Revolution.” It resulted in an unnecessary war with Iraq that killed over two million people. Instead of rebuilding the country, this regime started globalizing their deadly ideology and used terrorism to expand its influence in the region. This regime has never had any respect for civilian life and that is why “terrorism” is a simple tool for them to promote their ideologies. They see killing civilians as a justified military method to exert their superiority and power in the region. This regime would not hesitate to blatantly rape and murder its own citizens let-alone when it comes to other nations. Having these track records, of course this regime and its propaganda mouth-pieces would accuse other nations of terrorism.
Just for the humor part, wasn’t it the Iranian Regime who established terrorist camps right after the 1979 revolution in the “holy” city of Qum? Wasn’t Iran who mastered the art of suicide bombing and promoting it in the region? Wasn’t it Iran who started training terrorists and exported them to other nations?
I just find it very funny that Press TV would publish stuff like these. I have a feeling that there might be an internal competition as to who could put the stupidest article as new on that website.