Joke of the Week: Iran Accuse U.S to have Terrorist Training Schools!

Once in a while, I enjoy surfing websites that are run by crazies and nut-jobs. Recently, I have been reading a lot of articles in Press TV. I want to see what Propaganda looks like these days. However, I must say I was quite surprised. This article captured my mind:

US runs academic courses to train terrorists: Iran MP
An Iranian lawmaker says the United States and its close ally, Israel, are the main sponsors of terrorism in the world, and run academic courses on terrorist subjects.

The funniest part was that they have included this picture (on the right) as a proof of these courses.

This picture is from a U.S. Command Center and it has nothing to with any sort of training and/or courses in any schools or universities. So much for honesty and/or integrity of this so-called "News-Source".

So Iran accuse U.S to have Terrorist Training courses. Really?! I really would love to hear the official definition of “terrorism” according to the Iranian Regime. I believe terrorism is quite clear: targeting civilian population to send a political message or make political gains. That is pretty much the broad definition of terrorism. American forces are not intentionally targeting civilians to send a political message. There is no American Policy handed down in the military to target civilians to send a political message or gain. It is Iran and their proxies in the region who are constantly involved in acts of terrorism in order to destabilize the region for political gain for the Islamic Regime of Iran. From Iraq, to Afghanistan, to Yemen, to Saudi Arabia, to Israel, to Bulgaria, to South East Asia, to Argentina: foot prints of the Iranian Regime and their acts of terror have been identified. Their diplomats and embassies in every continent have provided safe heaven to terrorist in order to TARGET innocent civilians. Yet, they are accusing U.S of training people for terrorism.
The funniest part is that Iranian people themselves are sick of these acts. They do not want to be associated with terrorism around the globe and that is one of the significant aspects of their hatred for this government. Iranian Regime from its inception back in 1979 started programs to promote and train terrorists. If you have any doubts, read the book that entails diaries of Ayatollah Montazeri. Right after the revolution, without any delay, Iran started programs to export their “Islamic Revolution.” It resulted in an unnecessary war with Iraq that killed over two million people. Instead of rebuilding the country, this regime started globalizing their deadly ideology and used terrorism to expand its influence in the region. This regime has never had any respect for civilian life and that is why “terrorism” is a simple tool for them to promote their ideologies. They see killing civilians as a justified military method to exert their superiority and power in the region. This regime would not hesitate to blatantly rape and murder its own citizens let-alone when it comes to other nations. Having these track records, of course this regime and its propaganda mouth-pieces would accuse other nations of terrorism.
Just for the humor part, wasn’t it the Iranian Regime who established terrorist camps right after the 1979 revolution in the “holy” city of Qum? Wasn’t Iran who mastered the art of suicide bombing and promoting it in the region? Wasn’t it Iran who started training terrorists and exported them to other nations?
I just find it very funny that Press TV would publish stuff like these. I have a feeling that there might be an internal competition as to who could put the stupidest article as new on that website.

Iran is Itching to be Attacked

Iran is playing with the fire. I wrote it in the previous post about how Iran is desperate to restore its image. Now, they are going a step further. I think they are actually trying to stir up some sort of conflict in order to buy the support for the regime just like the way they did the same thing during Eight Years with Iraq that was over two years into the wear. However, they chose to continue the war in order to use that as an excuse to murder and wipe out the opposition groups and establish full control over the nation. It worked beautifully. Their excuse: We got Attacked! It was the Iranians and Khomeini’s terrorists who tried to mingle in Iraqi’s internal politics by trying to support a Shia Uprising against Saddam. They called it “exporting our Islamic Revolution” and it is well-documented in Montazeri’s Memoires. Saddam took advantage of the opportunity and attacked Iran.

Iran has been threatening the region by closing down the Strait of Hormuz and now they are tracking and filming American Aircraft Carriers. If that is not enough, they publicize such an act which is nothing but act of desperation or stupidity. A well capable military would never ever need to televise its intelligence reports or capabilities on the state televisions. The situation is getting worse by the hour and Iran is escalading the situation by their stupid comments or acts in order to provoke the Americans. (MSNBC.com) However, there are more to these acts and I think it is absolutely brilliant.

It seems to me that the Iranian Regime is basically trying to pull the same stunt. I think they are trying to somehow agitate Americans or the Israelis to attack them. They are full-well aware of the fact that US will not conduct full-scale war and take over the country given Afghanistan and Iraq situation. Therefore, any military strike would be a simple tactical military strike in order to destroy Iran’s military installations and Nuclear Facilities. Ultimately, the regime will stay in power and they could use the same excuse that they got attacked. It is a total win-win situation for them.

Given this day and age and the technology, I hardly believe they could simply buy Iranian support if Iran gets attacked. With the progress of social media and its usage in Iran, I don’t think Iranians would be fooled into supporting this deadly regime. I believe they are going to use this attack as an excuse to launch full scale war against the opposition and completely wipe them out. I mean mass graves and mass executions would be underway for anybody who dare to question a simple thing about this regime.

In conclusion, Iran is itching for an attack. That’s why they are doing stupid things like this to agitate the world powers. They know that the globe is thirsty for oil and no matter what happens, their product is in high demands. Russia and China will be more than glad to get that oil. However, they need to stay in power and I believe a military strike against Iran will ensure its survival if it is a tactical strike. The questions is whether survival of this regime is worth allowing this regime to become nuclear, and the answer is a clear no, because if they do grab the bomb, then there is no stopping this regime. Therefore, I am sorry Iranians, I believe you guys are doomed!

Ayatollah Montazeri

It’s been a while that I have not written anything. However, the loss of this courageous man motivated me to write something about him and honor his loss. Montazeri is one of the leading figures in the Islamic Revolution. Even though he was a great fighter against the previous regime in Iran, however after the revolution he broke ranks with the government and only pursued the will of people. A lot of people were involved in the revolution and only after the revolution they came to conclusion that what a mistake it was. I am not claiming Montazeri ever regretted calling for the revolution. However he did stand up to the government even though the regime ruthlessly tried to shut him up. Yesterday he passed away. What it means for the Green Revolution is beyond me, but for now it does not seem very peaceful for the Islamic Regime. Another thing that I like about this guy is that when he shined a lot of light into the stupidity of the Iranian regime and it showed how ruthless this regime is. My favorite memory of him is when wrote about how Iranian military ran the war with Iraq and how incompetent the leaders and military strategists were in the war. He talked about how a cleric with absolutely zero military experience was giving military orders and deciding how to fight a war. It also showed how a lot of Iranian casualties could have been easily prevented if Iran had not ruthlessly murdered all of previous regime generals. Overall, from what I know from him, he was a man of people who really cared about the Iranian demanded from the regime.

Remembering Memorial Day:

Today, as America readies herself to remember its soldiers, many try to take advantage of these dead soldiers for their own political gain. I am mainly concerned about the “Left” and Islamist sympathizers who call these soldier criminals and murderers, yet they claim they love them and they want them back home. They directly play into the hands of their killers by their protests and asking U.S to cut and run and allow the terrorist to take over Iraq. They openly call for U.S defeat in Iraq, and yet they are using this day for their own advantage to gain support for their cause. I personally know one guy who four years ago, used to say that “I can’t wait until Iraqis and Islamist rise up fuck Americans up!” and now that same person is writing about this day. These people openly support Islamist and their cause, and now they are concerned about these soldiers. They celebrate when these soldiers are killed in Iraq and now they are using this day to be sympathetic to these soldiers. I am not arguing whether going to Iraq was a mistake or not, what I am arguing about is dignity. I hate it when people get so low to use this day to gain credibility in the eyes of the people. I ask all the honorable people to use this day to remember these soldiers.

Dear soldiers: I personally thank you from the bottom of my heart for your services and for protecting America. No matter the outcome or what the media tries to portray, you are all heroes. I salute you!

Propaganda Song from Iran

Translation of the Song: “1. The days of War [referring to 8 years of bloody war between Iran and Iraq] were beautiful days. 2. The days of separation [between families and loved ones in war] were beautiful days. 3. I wish the war would not have ended so we could become Karbalayee [meaning Shahid or Martyr.] 4. During the days of the war I used to be a little kid. 5. I wasn’t in the war, but I was close to them [referring to soldiers.] 5. Their memories of those war days will never escape my mind. 6. My heart will fly when the memories of being martyr will come to me. 6. A mom has the eyes on the door wondering why her son hasn’t returned from the war yet. 7. After a couple of days, her son would return by being carried on top of people’s hands. 8. However after the war, we got separated from the good men. 9. The gray uniform was forgotten and we became unfaithful to them.”

Analysis:How could he call such days beautiful? Does he have any idea what Iran or Iranian went through in those days? Well, let me summarize some of it: about 1.5 million Iranian youngsters died in that so called “imposed” war. Back then, Iranian population was about 50 million people. Almost 2% of Iranian population died as the result of that war. After the revolution, religious government of Iran was under impression that they were sent by G-d and they possessed special powers. They immediately started exporting the ideology of their revolution and they were very open about it. They started with Shiite community in Iraq. Saddam Hussein took advantage of the opportunity and responded with a full blown attack. These morons in ruling government of Iran, not only were not able to export their revolution, now they had invited a foreign ruthless army into Iran through their stupid worthless policies. Many cities of Iran were completely destroyed such as Abadan and Khoramshahr. Another stupid part of this is that after the revolution, Khomeini executed almost all of Iranian Defense Forces generals. Who replaced them? According to Ayatollah Montazery, Mullahs such as Ayatollah Khalkhali and Montazery of the Iran started giving military orders and they became military strategist. Think about it for a second, these morons from Qum had turned into military strategist over night. The results: military attacks and moves that turned out to be the stupidest moves in the history of warfare. They had no value for the lives of their soldiers. Quoting from Khomeini, becoming Shahid (Martyr) is the best thing that could happen to an Iranian and therefore when we plan to attack we will keep that in mind. Even now, every year, there is this day that they will deliver the remains of unknown soldiers and that were discovered in that year. They have no idea how many soldiers they lost or what happened to majority of them. They absolutely had no value or any sort of respect the lives of their own citizens during that war. The war was over in 1982, with about 50 to 60 thousands casualties in Iran. But Khomeini and Iranian government did not want to sign the cease fire deal because they thought they could destroy Iraq. They had this slogan that the road to Jerusalem starts from Iraq. Iranian government kept the war going to pursue their own satanic goals for the region without any regards to how many people were actually dying. NOW THIS MORON IS SINGING THAT HE MISSES THE WAR DAYS.

Another interesting thing is that this war benefited Iranian government more than anybody else. This war was a good excuse to execute all of their oppositions after the revolution. This war unified everyone behind the government in order to protect Iran. I do not believe Iranian fought this war for this government but rather they fought it for Iran. However, this government took advantage of the people and kept the war going when it was completely over.

The funny part is Iranian government today is utilizing the same tactic in order to reunify people. This song is the best proof of it. They even say that after the war, people became unfaithful. Yes, they did not want to fight wars anymore, they wanted to go about their own daily lives and rebuild Iran. However, Iranian government needs conflicts because it will unify people and distract the citizens from criticizing the government’s action. Of course this moron is missing the days of the war when the citizens were too busy fighting and not realizing what is this murderous government doing to Iran. Now they are trying to start up a conflict by defying the international community by trying to acquire nuclear weapon. I can see why more songs like this are coming out.